so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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