sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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