I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its not stalking. its research.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
