Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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