I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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