I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How's work?
Spinning.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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