he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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