What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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