I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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