Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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