covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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