Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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