I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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