Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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