My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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