Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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