pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Terrible idea I love it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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