Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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