one two three fourrrrnication!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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