Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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