There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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