You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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