Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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