Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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