they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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