i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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