why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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