So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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