They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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