My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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