he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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