Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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