what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I did not marry a roomba.
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