Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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