This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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