Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what if I'm pregnant?
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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