In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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