Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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