I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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