My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
how drunk are you?
Several
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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