so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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