Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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