Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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