okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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