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(402): View more from Nebraska

just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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(661): View more from California

Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.

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(713): View more from Texas

He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance

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(406): View more from Montana

You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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(616): View more from Michigan

thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.

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