I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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