she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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