I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
