Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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