i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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