we have officially lost it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Still dying that you shit outside
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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