things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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