Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
my poor anus
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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