? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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