Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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