Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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