Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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