She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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